monkey equals phone?

Question

poooop?????????????

Answer 1

Monkeys throw poop.

And one threw it at your phone,

And now it's broken?

Answer 2

The equation E=MC2 suits both of these questions to a sweet tea. The monkey equals the phone insomuch as the phone equals the monkey. The 4 zeros in the poop cancel each other out leaving only PP answering the implied question, "Big or Small"? The big being attracted to the small insomuch as the small is attracted to the big. If you understand English then you would know that Big and Small are known as number 1 (small) and number 2 (big, or poop). So our great Einstein has done it again!

Answer 3

No the monkey equals bananas.

Answer 4

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